David DiMuzio Lyrics

"Die on Stage"

It's cloudy out today in Mexico

A scooter crashes into another

A body smashes

Looks like my brothers

Thank God it's not

Somebody lost a lot

But I'm hungry again

So I'll forget about it

Till I tell a friend

You're not gonna believe what happened

What if I was what happened

It's good to know me

Cuz you won't die

No one dies who knows me

The TV always shows me

Other people's friends

But when I die

I want to die on stage

In anticipation the crowd'll wait

They'll wait and wonder till they come to the realization

And then I want a standing ovation

A man cuts off his own arm and gets on TV

He said it wasn't smart, but it was avante garde

And now I'm signing deals for movies

I lived with old Mrs. Seiniger for three years

She had three heart attacks, but she always came back

Cuz she had somebody to cook for

The week after I moved out she had one more 

One more

I want red lights flashing

I want girls in white dashing

Choreographed like they've practiced this 

A thousand times before

I want little kids laughing 

Because they're not sure what's happening tonight

But it's alright